Gavin: Mom, do I have any fancy clothes in the dishwasher?
There may be no fancy clothes in the dishwasher but I did find this
Parker changes his socks at least three times a day. I am constantly picking up carelessly discarded socks. But on laundry day I only fold two or three pairs of socks for Parker. Where did the rest of them go?
Parker’s Sunday shoes somehow fell into the boys’ laundry basket. I asked him if they were dirty and needed to be washed too. He laughed.
Gavin: Why are we even going to Disneyland?
Neighbor girl: Is Gwen going to Disneyland?
Me: No, we thought we would leave her home alone. I’m kidding. Of course she’s going to Disneyland with us.
NG: She won’t be able to go on many rides you know.
Me: Oh. Maybe we should leave her home then.
Why does 54 degrees sometimes make me want to wear shorts but other times I feel like I should bundle up in a Utah winter coat?
Gavin: How did Heavenly Father put the skin on people?
G: Because I want to build a robot and I don’t know how to put skin on it.
Gwen: Jesus? A pretty dress?
This one still cracks me up! She doesn’t understand robes yet.
Why would an environmentalist smoke?
When I check my blood sugar
Parker: Why do you have blood?
Parker: What are those red fings in your eye?
Me: Blood vessels.
Parker: What are blood vessels?
Me: Where the blood is.
Gwen: Mom, what doing? What doing Mama?
Why do my new shoes have a big cloth tag sewn into the seam on the outside of the heel? Why does it say “tear here” if the perforation is drawn on?
May inquisitiveness never end. Any questions?