The biggest issue with Gwen's tears was my fault. I put a clip in her hair that changes colors in the sun. Not the Del Sol clips I bought from What Women Want. No, the clip I put in her hair was from Grandma and Grandpa when they took a cruise to Alaska. They also bought two rings that change color in the sun.
We, and when I say we I mean Heath, planted the tomato plant that could, parsley, spinach, green onions, bell pepper, jalepeno pepper (salsa anyone?), strawberry, zucchini, watermelon, and we still have chives from two years ago. The only thing we meant to plant was an artichoke plant but we forgot to buy it.
We told our neighbors that we planted a garden. One neighbor told another neighbor that we are like farmers or something. She thought our garden from two years ago was amazing. Her standards must be pretty low when it comes to growing vegetables. But maybe we're better than we think we are. After all, didn't we grow a tomato plant last year that had been torn out the year before? Growing without even trying must count for something.