I may as well post this one too! The last two conversations happened today.
Parker: Is that a taxi or just a yellow car?
Me: It’s a yellow sports car.
Gavin: A sports car? Cars don’t play sports!
Gwen: You God and I a princess!
Me: I’m God? Is that what you said?
Gwen: Yes. You God and I a princess.
Parker: Mom, I hate to tell you this . . .
Me: That doesn’t sound good. What do you need to tell me that you hate to tell me?
P: My friend didn’t share with me again today. I telled Ms. K.
M: What did she say?
P: That she would take someone out.
M: She was going to take someone out? What does that mean?
P: A time out.