Parker: I like watching Friends (TV show) because it helps me make friends at school!
Gwen pointed at the silhouettes on the IHC (Intermountain Health Care) mug.
Gwen: That’s Grandma!
Me: What makes you think that’s Grandma?
Gwen: Um . . . happy and 'miling?
Me: She’s happy and smiling?
Me: How old are you?
Gwen: Um . . .
Me: Are you two?
Gwen: No, I four. I kindergarten.
Radio: Here’s to you Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you can know . . .
Gavin: Is this a church song?
Parker: How do you get out of that place? (Smithfield House on BYU campus)
Heath: There are doors all around the top. The people aren’t stuck in there.
Gavin: Tell me more about this Smith house.
Heath: Well, there are concession stands . . .
G: Oh boy! Tell me ab0ut that!
Me: Can you help me shop for a pretty shirt?
Gwen: Yeah. Let’s go shopping!
Gwen: Ooh! I know! How bout that one? I love it pretty dress! Ooh so pretty!
Gwen: Ooh Mommy! You so pretty! I love it pretty shirt!
(By the way, nothing raises one’s self esteem faster than the gushing approval of one’s own 2 year old)
Me: Gwen, what do you think of my new shirt with these pants?
Gwen: Um . . . need a dress!
Me: Oh you like it better with my new skirt?
Me: Ok, how’s this? (Wearing new skirt)
Gwen: Better. I love it pretty dress!
Parker: Mom, you make me sick. When you’re sick then I just be sick.