Heath: Don’t worry, we’ll teach him to use a knife and fork when he’s 19 before he goes on a mission.
Me: Why not 18? Then he’ll have time to learn. Actually, we should teach him when he’s 15 so he doesn’t make a fool of himself on a date when he’s 16.
Parker: A date? What’s a date?
Gavin laughing: You know what a date is, Parker. Like a play date!
Heath: You know that when you go on a date it’s with girls!
Gavin: I know. I know what a date is.
Me: What do you do on a date?
Gavin: You eat dinner or go shopping.
Heath: That’s just what Mom and Dad do.
Gavin: And you kiss! (giggle giggle giggle)
Me: While we’re saying funny things, Gavin, where do babies come from?
Gavin: From your tummy. Or somebody else’s tummy.
Me: Ok. Parker, where do babies come from?
Parker: Uh, I don’t know.
Heath: If you’re trying to take this somewhere I don’t want to be here.
Me: I have been wanting to ask them ever since I saw that Kaiser Permanente commercial. I just wanted to see what they think.
Well, they don’t know much about dating or where babies come from. That’s the way it should be. Whew!