Have you heard the hubbub? Star Wars is being rereleased next year in 3D! I know. How stupid.
I don’t know why everyone thinks 3D is so cool. All the 3D movies I’ve seen not only require glasses but the images are right in front of my nose. I find myself pulling back the whole time because I’m going cross eyed.
When we had to buy a new family TV the kids wanted a 3D one. Instead we got one that allows me to access Twitter on it. I have yet to use this function. I haven’t tweeted in a while but the idea of tweeting my idiotic comments to commercials is tempting.
The next time that Seasonique commercial comes on and the girls look straight into my eyes saying, “Did you know that when you’re on the pill there is no medical need to have a period? With Seasonique you have four periods a year!” I’m thinking why have one at all? And while we’re at it, if I have taken steps guaranteeing I will never get pregnant again, is there still a medical need for me to have a period? Nobody on Twitter cares about that though so I don’t tweet it. I did love last week’s episode of The Big Bang Theory when LaVar Burton walked in late to Sheldon’s party gone awry and walked out muttering, “I’m so done with Twitter!”
Even dumber than my lame tweets that thankfully I don’t tweet is Star Wars being released in 3D. On Valentine’s Day. For real. Can you imagine that couple’s conversation?
Guy: Honey, I got us a babysitter for Valentine’s Day!
Girl: Really? Oh Sweetie Pea you are so wonderful! What are we doing?
Guy: I was thinking dinner and a movie.
Girl: I think we should watch “How to Lose a Walk to a Runaway Bride Whose Got Mail P.S. I Love the Notebook”
Guy: No, I think we should watch Star Wars in 3D.
Girl: Meesa think you stupid!