I love having an open Say What post that I keep adding to until I’m ready to post it. After adding more today I realized all of these funny moments happened while we were eating.
Parker: Does some carrots be called grandpa carrots and kids carrots?
Gwen: And baby carrots!
Me: How about if you guys put the toys away? It looks like Santa Claus tripped and dumped his toys all over our house.
Heath: Tell Mom to come up with a different joke. We’ve heard that one before.
Me: I am my grandfather’s granddaughter!
Gavin: What did I have for breakfast?
Gavin: What kind?
Me: You had Multigrain Cheerios. Did you like it?
Gavin: I feel like I threw up in my mouth.
Gwen: Oreo cookies just come from poop.
Parker: What! That’s chocolate!
All my kids have been scarred for life because of the things we did trying to motivate them to use the potty!
If these Say What’s have left a bad taste in your mouth, I have one more about toothbrushes. The story is Gwen was playing with all the toothbrushes. By the time I saw, the toothbrushes were dripping with soft soap and were upside down in the toothbrush holder. Needless to say we bought new toothbrushes. The b0ys got Crayola toothbrushes while Gwen got a Dora the Explorer one.
Gavin: When I brush my teeth I draw stuff on my teeth.
Me: You do huh?
Gavin: Yeah, cuz it’s a Corolla toothbrush!